Tv Watch No Escape From Reality with This Mundane Magician

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Criss Angel: Mindfreak ITV4

AS A YOUTH, I was always ready for a bit of derring-do, whether jumping out of top-floor windows, or making my colon dangle out through my rectum like a dirty accordion in a hurricane. But having now reached the age where, if I jumped off a wall, I'd more probably shatter than bounce, I've decided to leave feats of derringdo to younger whippersnappers, while I sit in my armchair and derring- don't, preferring instead to fill out application forms from the Pointless Pension Plan (part of the Impudential Insurance Group).

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Tv Watch No Escape From Reality with This Mundane Magician

According to the PPP, I ought to spend my entire adult life working 18 hours a day so I can afford its huge monthly payments, but the fun doesn't stop there, dear me no. Because when I finally retire in expectation of a long and comfortable old...

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