Touchy-Feely Damian's in the Doghouse ; City Spy Cityspy@Standard.

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DAMIAN GOBEY hasn't been at Lloyds Partners, the City insurers, very long so he thought it would be nice to let his colleagues know what he thought. His email and the reply he received have found their way to rollonfriday.com, the lawyers' website.

Headed "thanks", Gobey wrote to them: "Dear Team, As I come towards the end of my first three months at LPL I would like to thank you all for making me feel so welcome. I can assure you that I have never worked in such a friendly team environment in my career and am very excited about working with you all in the future." Continued Gobey: "All my experiences at LPL have cemented my decision to join such a forwardthinking and dynamic company and very much look forward to spending the next chapter in my career with you all. I look forward to seeing you all after my well-earnt holiday on the 17th!!" One of his colleagues, Kevin McCaughey, responded: "Gobular, you soppy w****r. What do you think this place is? A f*****g playground?! Wise up son: We are ruthless f*****g people and you are clearly demonstrating ALL the wrong qualities needed for further advancement. Any further exhibitions of this touchy-feely b******t will result in a drastic and immediate reappraisal of your role at LPL. As Harry Truman once said: If you want a friend, get a f*****g dog...

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