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VISITORS to my flat often comment on the large number of shoes parked at intervals against the skirting boards. But a recent bout of tendonitis in my heel has led my podiatrist to ban me from wearing loafers, which compromises my options. So it's with no little interest that I've spotted two new products.
For a while there have been MBTs, which make the wearer look like he or she is bouncing up the street, and Crocs, which make the wearer look like someone it might be nice to punch. Now there are FitFlops, which create a slightly unstable platform for the foot that develops the leg muscles, and FiveFingers, which house each toe separately and create the illusion of being barefoot. I've ordered a pair of each, and will run (or at least shuffle) the gauntlet of my friends' ridicule.See the full content of this document
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