Frank Portrayal Fails to Recognise the Trivial Truth ; Tv Watch

Evening Standard - London › May 18, 2007

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YESTERDAY I spent the entire morning ridding my kitchen drawer of all the useless laboursaving gadgetry I'd acquired over the past decade. Out went the anonymously-sent retro-gift of a Chopo-matic (which enabled me to slice vegetables into pointlessMobius strips with astonishing rapidity, and then waste all the time I'd saved by trying to dismantle and clean the intricate system of blades without simultaneously circumcising my fingers), and out too went the cunning oenological device that ensured my wine was always served at room temperature (redundant from the moment it occurred to me that all rooms are always at room temperature anyway).

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Frank Portrayal Fails to Recognise the Trivial Truth ; Tv Watch

However, I have decided to keep the ceramic "Presidential Egg Separator" sent to me by an American pal, becauseI enjoy cracking an eggshell against the totally empty head of George W Bush, before dropping the contents inside his skull. Then all I need do is ...

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