I'm Terrified by the Sound of Baby Talk ; Single Life
Evening Standard - London › January 25, 2007
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THIS year is rubbish. Perhaps this judgment is premature, but I'm making it anyway, for we're only 25 days in to 2007 and I've already suffered the following traumas: 1. A police "murder" sign has been erected outside my flat, appealing for witnesses, further darkening an already dismal view of four tower blocks and a multi-storey car park.
2. I've been hospitalised after a run in with a spray-tan booth (I had an allergic reaction to medication I was taking and had a fit).See the full content of this document
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I'm Terrified by the Sound of Baby Talk ; Single Life
3. I've been questioned by police about our neighbour being murdered - then phoned and told ominously I'd "withheld information" (it transpired to be my flatmate's name).
4. The flat below mine was burgl...See the full content of this document
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