The Crucifix Routine Is Kinda Hard with Arthritis

Evening Standard - London › August 28, 2008

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SUNDAY, Cardiff. I'm an artist. And a perfectionist. So, yeah, it's only four hours since my fans in Welshland let me leave the goddam stage. But I'm up and in my oxygen mask and in my orthopedic chair in the Sticky and Sweet Tour Mobile Command Module checking everything. With 40 of my best songs and a hunnert costume changes each night, I can't make a mistake. Or waste time. Because time is money. And the money is mine.

First, I fix myself a Sanatogen, Jointace and monkey-gland Smoothie.

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The Crucifix Routine Is Kinda Hard with Arthritis

My brother Christopher used to make 'em for me. The goddam traitor. With his goddam book. Just 'cause I used to spi...

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