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BORIS JOHNSON MP has appointed a new research assistant after being inundated with more than 200 applications. Surprise, surprise, the successful candidate is a comely young female. Applicants for the post had to write a 500-word essay on the role of British universities in higher education and submit another essay on "a trip in a spaceship, or a country ramble or the Taj Mahal."
"It's gone to Rachel Wolf who is 22 or something like that," says a spokesman for Johnson's office. "She went to Oxbridge but not sure which one and she read sciences. She started on Monday and is happy and bubbly."See the full content of this document
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Boris Prefers a Woman's Touch
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